Those crazy people working in genetics come up with some crazy stuff. I don't know what part freaks me out the most, the fact that these chickens don't have feathers or if it's the wierd red tint they have. I could say a whole lot of obnoxious stuff here but I think I'll leave that up to you.
So there's a fridge in the company break room. Do you have someone in the office that always eats other peoples food? There are a couple of solutions to this problem including sandwiches made from cat food...those are always tasty. I have a couple of other ideas but don't want to get into trouble. This however is clever, almost like a military design. You know, a little deception should protect it...unless there is a do gooder in the office that likes to keep the fridge clean.
Inset food and you have this.
It would be interesting to see if it actually looks very believeable up close but it's funny all the same.
Everyday we are bombarded with marketing. Buy these shoes, drink this pop, go to this gym...blah, blah. What are the differences in marketing approaches? If you are a marketing major, you'll probably be more entertained by this than people in no marketing related fields but I thought it was an interesting explenation. I wish I would have had it presented this way when I was taking my marketing classes in school.
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising..."
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."
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